Lorry's Truck Stop.

Do not read any further in these pages unless you are visiting in good faith. You are not permitted to steal anything, gather anything for the purposes of incriminating me or anybody else nor use anything on these pages without my specific, written permission. Anyway, now all that is sorted, have fun.

All about me:

Alternatively, though I resisted for many years, I do now have a weblog of sorts.

The following are various things about me, my web pages and loads of pictures, that you can browse:

• These are either friends of mine or people I know because they have usernames on machines that I run.

• A pretty random assortment of things I have written.

• Lest anyone be interested, a little bit about this web page.

• Strange people occasionally ask me about my cameras and photos so last time I was bored, I made a wee page.

• I sometimes get the strange urge to write 55 word short-stories. Yes, I know it's a very odd urge but it seems generally harmless.

• I decided to start putting up some of my rants, lest anyone be interested.

• This is a very old scrapbook of things I think are pretty, brilliant or generally wonderful. I started an updated version based on some of the signed pictures I own but I still haven't finished it.

• I still actively maintain the IRCnet #GB home page still these days, but a long time ago I made another one that I thought put people under better categories. This last one hasn't been updated in years though.

• Not for the faint of heart, this page... Poems and other odd scribblings.

• In the distant past, I used to put pre-releases of new things on here for a while. The word "new" should be taken with a pinch of salt in this case since its last update was September 1996. This page remains the only one on here with the original May 1995 background as well.

• I doubt I will ever really have time to organise my disorganised junk, and pictures page.

My own page links

• I am rather heavily involved in Shonky Internet - A wonderful organization even though I say so myself...

• The ultimate Sheep and Woolly Jumper Resources page!

• The old but still active UKnet Pages.

• Not by me this one, but erm... my fan club page.

• Not doing well with the girls? Then try some of Stephen Hawking's chat up lines. (Newly recreated! 28/06/2001)

• From 1935 to 1967, the Daily Mirror had a daily column written by William Connor, otherwise known as Cassandra. I was suprised not to find a tribute page to him anywhere on the Superhammock so I have started one that hopefully I will keep adding to.

• I have started a British Food Page at http://food.uknet.com/

• I put my computer museum online at http://ancientcomputers.com/

Various other links I like:

• My favourite author, Martin Millar now has his own homepage, which is rather jolly. Trust me to pick a favourite author who'd rather sit around doing nothing than writing though. Most of his books are brilliant, "Dreams of Sex and Stagediving" is amazing and the new one, "Melody Paradise", is better again.

• Jim's page: included because he made me a coffee to do so! (This is very out of date)

• And, now for something completely different.

• If you are a little confused about life, then let Clarissa explain it all.

• Not very politically correct, but excellent anyway The ever wonderful, Babe Test. It even works sometimes!

• He's a god... All hail! Rolf Harris.

• Though I am technically on the wrong side to endorse this, here's The Cult of the Dead Cow.

• We love 'em... Them Duke Boys. (And Daisy!)

• They probably love 'em too... The Village People. (Sorry about the pop ups on this).

• This is a good page on diving in the UK. If you are a weirdo like me who actually prefers the freedom of a mask and snorkel then why not look at: Freediving Internet Magazine.

• If you like handmade jewellery? Have a look at Lionel Pepper's pages. I can highly recommend his work. (Again, sorry about the pop-ups, his stuff is good, his web-design alas isn't!).

• If your machine is anything like mine and grinds to a halt when you use Internet Explorer or Netscape then once I would have advised you to try the Opera Web Browser. It was small, it worked quite well and best of all, it didn't play background music. These days, alas, it's grown huge and plays the music.

• If you want to buy me a present, I will have one of these, please!

• I am not a big Dr Who fan but I do have an odd obsession with Daleks. Obviously someone else does too by the looks of this Dalek Extermination Page.

• On the subject of pictures, if you are in the slightest interested in photography, you should visit Phil Greenspun's pages at http://www.photo.net/. His Web Travel section is amazing.

• My friend Shimrit demanded that I mention her Online Dating Book. I have no idea why anyone would want to date the Internet but whatever keeps people happy.

These ones have vanished alas...

• Sixdegrees was a wonderful concept but alas... It shut down! Ah well, another good site bites the dust.

• There was an interesting page at Cascade. Carrie has the same taste in women as I do but she seems to have absorbed her page into the general darkweb one.

• Bored? They used to have a sing-a-long with Captain Kirk (and crew). It seems to have gone for good now... Shame.

• Once upon a time, when you needed an insult or an excuse? you could try these. I guess one day I will find a new set of links.

• I really like good artwork and photography and there used to be a pretty good collection on Randy's Page. I guess he's moved it... Grrrr.